Jesse Wells

A lovable pot smoker who eats spaghetti os with a paint scraper and gets stalked by his best friend,Max/SmileForMe. Bro doesn’t have a mom either.

“Jesse , your a fucking stoner, OF COURSE YOU HAVE A PEN”-SmileForMe, pissed off at Jesse Wells

by Tenstars June 05, 2023

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Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse

Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva

by jesseandeva November 07, 2020

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Jesse Pinkman

Can cook meth well. Says "Bi*ch" a lot. Like water.

Jesse Pinkman: "Yo Mr. White, wassup"
Walter White: "Jesse, we need to cook."

by Boat21 January 26, 2022

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jesse hall

He's a beefy legend who will fuck your girl, make you love him, steal all your shit and be gone by the next day. You'll usually see him in clubs, traps, bars, smoke houses or your sisters bedroom.

Damn that Jesse hall railed my mom again.

by Theguyhimself11225 April 12, 2017

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