non-porn

way of referring to movie

"what are you doing tonight?"
"gonna watch a non-porn and grab a burger, you?"

by Malini December 9, 2008

Pity Porn

Any theatric or cinematic style intended to overwhelm the viewer with a sense of pity or sympathy. An over-the-top version of pulling at one's heart strings. A tear-jerker on steroids ... Quite possibly done in a very formulaic style.

My girlfriend loves that show "intervention". She is SO addicted to pity porn.

by Tidytalker September 23, 2015

porn bot

Automated program that posts links to pornographics web sites in chat rooms

"I hate this stupid drive-by porn bussiness"
"I have all porn bots on iggy"

by Anonymous November 5, 2002

wiki to porn

The game by which one chooses a random page on www.wikipedia.org and attempts to reach the article on pornography through as few clicks as possible. See also wikichain, wikisurfing

Hey Frank, I'm going to wiki to porn from "Guitar", bet I can get there in 9 or less.

by Fred Gher January 2, 2009

christmas porn

porn with a yuletide theme is christmas porn

Christmas Porn , You know the drill:

Birds enjoying someone coming down their chimney.

Santa emptying his sack for twins.

Muslims looking on awkwardly, wanting to join in but knowing that their religion strictly forbids it.

by linton gillespie April 26, 2006

wikipedia porn

The often-graphic images on wikipedia pages describing sexual matters. Can be used as a substitute for real porn. Often cartoons, but sometimes you can find the real deal.

Example pages: Ejaculation, Suicide Girls, Vulva

Guy 1: Damnit, they have all the porn sites blocked here.

Guy 2: Just wikipedia that shit, bro. Haven't you ever heard of wikipedia porn?

by Peshka May 3, 2010

Management Porn

Graphs, diagrams and meaningless reports produced solely for the gratification of management.

Manager: I don't understand?
Techy: Oh. I should have generated some Management Porn.

by SomePoorTechy October 10, 2008