teh internets

A magical land comprised of interconnecting tubes clogged with pr0nz. It has become a common misnomer to associate teh internets with big trucks. This is false.

I found a video of my mom sucking poop out of a dead cow's ass on teh internets. It gave me a chubby.

by BennyC November 30, 2006

t'internet

"The internet", cleverly merged with each other, to form a Northern slur....

Pupil: Can I go on t'internet?
Mr Humphrey the Computer Legend: No! Goodbye!

by Bob June 28, 2004

Internet

The world's biggest repository of porn.

the internet is for porn.

by Ikin May 30, 2008

Internet high five

when two people chatting over the internet place their hands on the screen and high 5.

Guy1: i'd ask for an internet high five but i fear the rejection :(

Girl1: Aww i will

Guy1: 3 2 1 GO

Girl1: we are so cool

by dave anonymous davidson December 31, 2008

Internet black hole

When you get on the internet to do one little thing that won't take long, but then you see a link to something interesting, then something else, and before you know it you've spent three hours on your computer.

I meant to check my email then do some chores, but my email had Myspace updates and new videos on Hulu. I got sucked into an internet black hole.

by ViviWannabe January 27, 2010

Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD)

Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) is a new phenomenon whereby all Lebanese citizens exhibit strange behaviors when the internet starts acting up. Symptoms include fear of rain (a common factor in connections cutting off) and repeatedly pressing buttons for no reason due to refreshing web pages so often.

A victim of Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) uses an Umbrella indoors while it rains outdoors because he/she fears the loss of the internet connection.

by ResearcherWho! November 26, 2018

Internet drama

A controversial type of event in which dramatics and stresses takes place on the Internet, usually a social media such as Facebook and Twitter and even messaging apps like Discord, that would never happen in real-life or real person-to-person interaction.

This controversial type of event can lead to worsening mental health and stress.

"I had involved on the worst internet drama that happened in mid-2017 in which took place on Facebook, YouTube and Fandom wikis. This made me to smash my Macintosh keyboard in which is a huge waste of money." - The creator of this definition

by Ryan900USAYT March 12, 2022