by Sbeveman20 January 25, 2025
Get the 5.17 inchesmug. The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.
So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.
So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
by derogatory remarks October 25, 2023
Get the inchmug. The average penis size on the world according to the first google result
Also see:
12.9 cm
1.5 credit cards
0.5 bycicle tires
2 Nobel prizes
Also see:
12.9 cm
1.5 credit cards
0.5 bycicle tires
2 Nobel prizes
by Adolf The One and Only May 25, 2017
Get the 5.1 inchesmug. by EmsyXx October 10, 2020
Get the 11 and a half inchesmug. by Ariegl July 16, 2018
Get the one inch demonmug. by creamfirst August 26, 2021
Get the The Extra Inchmug. The gay equivalent of six degrees of separation, where you realize you are one person (average penis length of six inches) away from having sex with your best friend (assuming you haven't already boned each other).
Man, our group of friends is so slutty there may be less than six inches of separation between us all!
by shooterboy69 July 13, 2016
Get the Six Inches of Separationmug.