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Blackberry hand

The dedication of one hand to always be clutching at one's Blackberry device, even when not in use. A phenomenon easily observable in many collegiate females.
"My Blackberry hand makes me look so much cooler in this picture, since I have so many friends."

"I would rather injure my left hand than my Blackberry hand."
by ChochmahFan March 29, 2010
mugGet the Blackberry handmug.

hand gooch

The area between your thumb and forefinger.
"Damn! I got a paper cut in my hand gooch!"
by QuilliacAcid X_x June 10, 2016
mugGet the hand goochmug.

hand band

the world-renown band that plays when one has no other means of satisfying himself.

See also: Masturbation, whacking off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off
man, tell that bitch to suck it easy. There's always the hand band.
by bringinbacksuckit December 1, 2011
mugGet the hand bandmug.

choke hands

Hands that are veiny and would be perfect to be choked by
"Omg look at his hands, the way his veins pop! Ugh such choke hands."
by I'm at a time when there is no September 12, 2018
mugGet the choke handsmug.

hands up

The universally accepted gesture of, or order thereof, surrender between any combatants in which the surrendering party(s) hands are elevated 90 degrees vertically without weapons, in order to visually display the non-possession of any weapon, and the voluntary cessation of all hostile action on behalf of the surrendering party(s).
"When the Allied forces exited their trenches and advanced forward, the Axis soldiers came out with their hands up.)
by speedog May 2, 2010
mugGet the hands upmug.

Hand Spatula

The use of arm/hand motion to prevent unwanted contact from drunk females.

e.g. The scraping of eggs from a pan
Megan: OH MY GOD! I haven't seen you all night! Give me a hug!

Kyle *uses hand spatula*
by Kahltherage December 5, 2010
mugGet the Hand Spatulamug.

hand party

Hand party is a rough translation of male masturbation from Kazakh to English by the Kazakhstani journalist Borat.
Borat: "My favourite television program is your Home and Aways. I like very much to make hand party over your women in their water panties."
by Scobar November 13, 2006
mugGet the hand partymug.

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