ILLINOIS

pronounced (Ill-i-noise) is the gay capital of the united states. on average 1 out of every 1 residents are homosexual. also the state hosts the embarrassment of the big 10 conference u of i... they suck at all sports, most notably basketball at which they have never won a national championship. anyone illinoisian who is currently poisoning another state should be rounded up and returned to the destitute land that is illinois.

"dude, i have to pee"
"not untill we get through Illinois... you dont wanna get raped in the rest stop"

by uofisucksthebigone January 10, 2012

Illinoisan

A northern Illinois resident, typically from the Chicago area, who is both mentally ILL and Annoyin'... A liberal or a democrat from any part of Illinois.

The Illinoisan wouldn't stop crying about how they are offended by EVERY-DAMN-THING.

by Morgadeth January 23, 2019

Illiterate

•Unable to read or write

Meraaj is illiterate

by johngrame28 June 3, 2018

Illinois

The 21st state in America,Known for it's farming industry Illinois also has alot of national parks the most well known of these parks is Starved Rock Located in La Salle county. Ottawa Illinois is where the Lincoln Douglass debate happened on August 21st 1858. Chicago is Illinois biggest city at 234 mi² and is famous for

Chicago style pizza and the Navy Pier. Illinois capital is Springfield is know for the Simpsons and Lincoln.

Betty:I live in Illinois.
Todd:We don't freaking care Betty!

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

Illicit

Latin for the word snot as well as german for the word poop

Ass flakings
A Full tissue

by Zippy May 13, 2005

illin'

The act of hatin on somebody.

Shaniqua was illin' me for dressin better than her.

by Aramel March 31, 2009

University of Illinois

a crappy team with no heart that relies on pure luck and paying the refs to call the game for them. Runners up to UNC a couple of year ago but got there by many cheap fouls which were never called in the arizona regional final game. Home of loud cocky fans who don't know when theyve lost or cheated and home of wannabe basketball players who can't play for shit.

University of Illinois paid the refs to let them beat Arizona, even after fouling channing frye.

by Lute Olson December 6, 2006