hipster hive

Any locale where skinny-jean-and-flannel-clad patrons gather in large clusters and behave in a collectively smug and disaffected manner.

Nah, son, those places are hipster hives. I'm trying to watch my secondhand Camel smoke and crappy music intakes these days.

by thequickhasspoken March 17, 2011

Hipster Conspiracy Theorist

Someone who arrives at a conspiracy theory before it's cool or well known-- i.e. before it's posted on Infowars or Reddit.

Ron: "I thought Building 7 was suspicious before Loose Change was even released."

Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."

by peacechicken December 22, 2012

Nipster Hipster

A so called "Hipster" who thinks he is beyond the humanly conceivable meaning of cool. He/She will take advantage of their significant other because their boyfriend/girlfriend has a unhealthy fascination with the fact that He/She is a hipster. The physical appearance of a Nipster Hipster is a tall, lanky guy, who is very attractive, but lacks common sense. You can spot this Nipster hipster by the way his lips are always slightly pursed, as if he has tasted something sour. Popular catch phrases of the Nipster Hipster consist of "Herp, Derp" and "Cool story bro" If you find yourself falling in love with such Nipster Hipster, proceed to take the next train the farthest possible place from him.

"Mary, I think I love Alex."

"But Ellie hes such a Nipster Hipster."

by RuthlessRomantic October 29, 2011

hipster heroin

Painkillers; vicodin, oxycodone, etc.

Smug hipsters like to think they're doing heroin by living vicariously through their favorite androgynous hipster musicians who have lyrics about heroin. Oddly enough, they would never touch heroin because of the stigma, even though painkillers and heroin are both opiates and chemically very similar.

Dude: "So you're doing hipster heroin every day and you talk down on people who do heroin? You'd probably save some money if you stop lying to yourself and switch to dope. Don't you wanna be like the Velvet Underground?"

Hipster: "No way dude, I'm never gonna touch that stuff. Heroin isn't even like a painkiller hurr durr. And I'm not a hipster (lie)."

by pulse.101 January 8, 2011

Hypstercrite

A person who despises and makes fun of hipsters, while in reality, he/she is a hipster themselves.

Justin: Nice wolf shirt and beanie, you dirty hipster!

Tyler: Nice scarf, Ray Ban's and tight pants. God, you're such a hypstercrite.

by DrJones14 April 3, 2011

hipstersnapper

Hipstersnapper is a contraction of hipster and whippersnapper, referring to a young or especially obnoxious hipster. A group of hipstersnappers is known as a fustercluck of hipstersnappers.

See that 19 year old over there in the plaid shirt and horn rimmed glasses, harassing the barista for going 3 seconds long on his espresso shot? That dude is a hipstersnapper.

by crunchysue December 15, 2011

Hipstercritical

Criticizing or dismissing something 'mainstream' to sound cool and hip

Hipstercrite: The hunger games is so lame, it's pretty much battle royale (has never seen battle royale, overheard this)

Person: Stop being so hipstercritical man

by ReginaFalange September 5, 2013