Keeping her green

Pronounced "keepin' 'er green"

While working from home, deliberately moving the mouse or pressing keys solely to keep Skype for Business status as "Available" (green) instead of "Away/Inactive" (yellow) so that your boss thinks you're working

Person 1: "I Skyped him 3 times today, I don't know why he isn't responding, his status is 'Available' on Skype"
Person 2: "That's because he's keeping her green, the guy is playing Runescape all day today and he just wiggles his mouse on the work laptop every 15 minutes so his Skype status doesn't become inactive".

by qwerty732 January 5, 2021

C on her T

Is slang for ejaculating on a woman's breasts. In this case "Cum on your Tits/Titties".

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that girls boobs!!"

Guy 2: "I know!! I wanna C on her T's!!"

by Ensee87 February 21, 2011

whitewashed her tonsils

What happens when a guy ejaculates in someone's mouth.

Man, I whitewashed her tonsils good last night!

by langer73 January 2, 2018

Eating her kitty

Going down on a woman/ Oral sex going down on her

I am going to be eating her kitty tonight.

by Butterfly Penguin August 19, 2017

flaming her can

To light one's dick on fire and subsequently fuck a girl in the ass.

"Kevin was at Danny's house tonight and was totally flaming her can"

by arw84 December 16, 2009

Snarf her Garf

This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)

-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."

by alligatorade November 22, 2019

Take her to Poletown

Take her to Poletown is a way for a guy to tell someone that they are going to have sex with a certain woman. It may be mistaken by the more naïve person (even the woman herself) as a reference to the Polish district of a large city but that is just a guy's way of letting another know (wink, wink) that sometime in the near future his dick's going to be wearing her Va-jay-jay sweater.

Cal: Hey, Frankie. I got a date this Friday with Paulette.

Frankie: Damn! She is so freakin’ hot!

Cal: Yeah. Guaranteed, man, Within two weeks I’m going to take her to Poletown!

by theinstigator October 18, 2016