Helper dog

1) A dog trained to help humans with various tasks like hunting ducks, finding hidden cocaine, herding sheep, etc.
2) By extension, a dog with no special training trying to help humans with some task beyond its capabilities or understanding (such as car repair or calculus), but mostly looking confused and getting in the way.
3) By extension, a human doing the same thing.

“Don’t just stand there like a helper dog, go do something useful!”

by DM from BC March 16, 2021

Help

What I need.

Desperately.
SOMEONE PAY FOR MY THERAPY

Person 1: Are you okay?
Me: No. I need therapy. I need help.

Person 1: Oh. Fun! Let's carpool.

by Trissssssss April 13, 2021

helpf

a spelling error that an idiot (me) used too much that by now your keyboard autocorrects help to HELPF.

person: i just fell down the stairs
idiot: HELPF

by urmomluna April 20, 2021

helucz

A gay person.

Oh look those dudes are smooching, they must be helucz.

by Omar Al Tamari June 9, 2021

Help ! I need somebody !

When two people meet for the first time, and one say to another « HELP ! I NEED SOMEBODY ! HELP ! »

Lyly : Brian , im listening to Help by the Beatles !
Brian: Help ! I need somebody ! Help !

by anonymous June 29, 2021

helplesslyxunsatisfied

A super cool swaggy editor that everyone should know

WOW! Have you read any of helplesslyxunsatisfied’s captions?? They’re like super awesome

by nothelplesslyxunsatisfied July 5, 2021

help my room just set on fire

This is what is said if a room which you own combusts suddenly.

Help my room just set on fire!
Ok, I will call the fire department

by Aaaagdddgdghhhhj July 10, 2021