handle

It's the name you use on any social media.

Bob: What's your Insta handle bro
John: OH it's @idnei6zgeis

by basseeeeydaboyee. August 8, 2021

to handle

One of many verbs that is a handy euphemism for "to murder"-- used only by those used to ordering killings.

"Joey's been getting high, flashing money and mouthing off about the Brink's Job! Tell his brother to handle him, or someone will handle both of them."

by MTyeW23 July 15, 2021

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Handled

When someone shoots you with a pump and it hits HARD

Person 1:Damn he was on height and fully handled me
Person2: wow he must know how to handle the pump

by Handlemeister69420 May 17, 2020

pulling the handle

An art term for jacking off

Ceramicist: I’m just pulling the handle!

Us: is that what the kids are calling it?

by Blvckmouse November 28, 2018

Petty handle

The ability to handle petty people, like yourself.

Despite the constant criticizing the group said to one another. Christi was able to petty handle the group today, by reminding them for the lack of their team work, and pionted out everyone in the groups most trivial details, revealing her own petty self.

by Bigbootytractor77 October 19, 2024

power handles

Most people know power handles to be the railings on the wall next to the toilet in the large bathroom stalls, but power handles are only to be used in the most dire circumstances. Whether it be to increase leverage or optimize power, power handles come in handy for the most explosive and monstrous of shits.

I'm glad they installed power handles in the bathroom stalls, my last two poops almost sent me through the ceiling!

by Yosemite Sam 2 September 8, 2016