hans

short for Hans Solo, aka, solo, aka alone.

Doug: Did you go to Ricks last night?
T-Roget: Yeah, but everyone hoe'd so I had to go hans.
Doug: That's complete Anderson, you won't.
T-Roget: Smoke, at least I blacked. SOP.

by Daniel Kraig January 6, 2008

hanscome

A greeting by people from Devon and Cornwall.

(Cornish Accent) Ello my hanscome!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Hanson

Secret code name for a hand job.

Come over here baby and give Me a Hanson and make my penis go mm.bop

by BurntAnus December 23, 2016

Hans olai

Hans olai is always very short. He has no friends and he is no good norsk. He always under 1, 5 m 1,5m 1,5m

Look at this guy, he is like 150 cm high. He most be a hans olai

by Hans olai hater May 20, 2020

mikey hans

The most beutiful man in the world,has a gigantic penis,and makes many people jealous of his large penis
all the women desire a mikey hans.

stevie: oh my fucking god i was in the locker room and this kid had a penis so big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
johnie: ohh he must be a "mikey hans"

by sarah trast April 14, 2009

Jim Hansen

a Character born out of my imagination, to be straight with you hes a total dick and works for CBC (as you can tell he fits in there) and he constantly is hurting his camera man bill.

jim hansen whipped bills ass and gouged out his left eye holy fuck!

by Sparqz May 27, 2009

Hansika

Less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age, which basically means retarded.

I was so Hansika when I did that.

by Someone on earth November 26, 2010