New Hampshire kiss

The act of pressing your precum covered penis on your spouse's back to indicate arousal

My boyfriend keeps giving me new Hampshire kisses.

by Chunkycrumper December 24, 2019

A hamp

A hamp is a verbally abusive boyfriend/girlfriend
Not only that A hamp is also extremely ugly and has a tiny dick

OMG my ex was such a hamp he was constantly trying to guilt trip me into doing things

by Jahjah69 September 5, 2020

New Hampshit

Like a Masshole, only from New Hampshire.

Guy with New Hampshire plate cuts me off in traffic.

I yell out the window,

"NICE DRIVING YOU PEICE OF NEW HAMPSHIT"

by Dnuggs518 September 17, 2021

New Hampshire

Most horrible place in the states. Either schizophrenic libertarians or Manchvegas heroin addicts. There is sometimes an overlap with those groups. Awful.

*HEH* *HOUGH* HEY TOMMY MAYBE WE COULD SWING BY NEW HAMPSHIRE SO WE COULD GET OUR BLACK TAR FIX *HOUGH* *HAEH*

by Gnome Chomski September 18, 2021

piss hamper

The laundry hamper that your friend pisses in when they're blacked because they think it's a trash can

"Where did Rachel piss last night when she was blacked out?"
"In the piss hamper, again."

by aanaez September 26, 2021

retarded hampster

my friend Daniel

hey whats up retarded hampster

by Bappo Hotel October 15, 2021

joe hampson

joe hampson is a little scroat in year 8 from glossopdale high school (also a scroaty scabby school) Joe Hampson sucks BBC for a living and is a posh bastard on the lower parts of whitfield.

joe hampson err what a scab

by igotolongy2008 November 3, 2021