Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).

Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!

by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019

Raj the security guard

Regional Christchurch slang for particularly thirsty single men regularly seen posing in mall mirrors. Loves gym selfies but never manages to get his face in the shot. Has no game and repeatedly tries the same tactics expecting a different result. Often confused about their own sexuality.

I got catfish by another Raj the security guard. Sweet guns but a face only a mother could love

by Thurston Harde April 15, 2021

Ancient Dark Guardians

PVE guild in SWTOR. Lead by Sid.
Great gang of people who love playing swtor, ops and enjoy time the spend together . We also have Monty!

Best Guild In the World ! Ancient Dark Guardians

by The Sid September 1, 2021

dose kalie go with gemari

Kalie is so loving she goes with a men name gemari even though a gemari hurt her she still loves then she will love then she will change her for then she will be so sad when you leave her she takes things so seriously when she say I miss you she dose when she say I love you she dose mean it.when she say leave me alone don’t talk to her have her a hug tell her how cute she is.If you don’t like her and you don’t want to hurt her just tell her so she don’t find out and be more sad. She needs a gemari ❤️💖❤️💖💍❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️❤️ 🔥❤️💖❤️ 🔥💖

Dose Kalie go with gemari yes she dose so much

by Ineedgemari December 22, 2021

gomar

1.A stupid camal jockey living in America (noun)
2. Someone who foces their friends to do stupid things while he watches
see dumbass (noun)
3.Gomaring- to be stupid beyond all reason (adv)
4.Gomared- to do something unreasonably stupid for stupidities sake (verb)

example: Mr. Majd tells his friends, "five dollars to the man who can break his leg!" His friends believe him and begin to hurt themselves. Frosty breaks his leg and asks for his five dollars but the Gomar doesnt give it to him. Frosty yells, "goddamn you Gomar!"

by Joe June 28, 2004

avant guard

1 The leading edge of an army the very front
2 The cutting edge of popular arts and culture

MTV used to be so avant gaurd. Now they are has beens. Go back to 24/7 videos.

by No use for a name August 27, 2005

guarantee

A guarantee is the inverse of trust.

Rhys Muldoon: "I trust Amanda Vanstone. If I left her alone in a room with a bucket of fried chicken, I'd trust her to eat it up. I'd also trust her to then launch a national inquiry into who ate the chicken."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005