Jonathan Michael Griffin

Herpe having Cordova white boys with more street tats than brain cells
Can you believe he Jonathan Michael Griffin’d her? Ikr, now she has that sh*t for life bro
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Mayo Griffin

When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.
- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!

If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
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Jeremiah griffin

Jeremiah is cool kid that likes burgers.
Jeremiah griffin is to cool is a 10 year old kid that loves his family.
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Chloe Griffin

Chloe Griffin
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Griffin Pollock

Griffin Pollock is so hot
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Griffin Porter

Griffin Porter is Off The Wall.
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Griffin Girl

A woman from Griffin, Georgia. Born and raised with characteristics including but not limited to :

* Cheater and liar
* Narcissist and manipulative
* Pretend to be raped
* High body counts
* Classless and dirty
* Usually have an STD
* Used up and passed around
* Money bums
* Attention seeking
* Lack intelligence
* Serial romantic
* Will have sex on the first date
* Never satisfied with one partner
* Gain satisfaction from being called a slut
* Catch multiple bodies in a short span of time

Usually have drug or alcohol addictions.
Teen pregnancy's and baby mama / daddy drama is a common practice done by them for fun. Everyone is usually someone else's ex but they love sharing.

Synonym for white trash, slut, and whore.
I was talking to this woman, but I found out she's just a Griffin girl.
by Uncontainment September 05, 2023
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