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Matt and Melissa are the Goats of the 5-Pin Bowling World. If they were to have children they would be the baby Goats.
Matt and Melissa are the Goats of the 5-Pin Bowling World. If they were to have children they would be the baby Goats.
by MDRUNOUT February 1, 2023
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160 grams of protein per day

An amount of protein that is dangerous to consume, eating this much protein will not get you muscle it will just turn into fat especially if you don’t work out much.
160 grams of protein per day DOES NOT keep the doctor away.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
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Abortion goatse

A graphic photo of an aborted fetus. Usually displayed without warning by anti-abortion activists who are seeking to shock audiences into opposing abortion. But such photos may also just be used for generalized shock value, like the traditional Goatse.
Randall Terry says he is running for president in 2024 because he wants to run abortion goatse ads on national television.

Randall Terry thinks seeing abortion goatses on TV will convince Americans to oppose abortion like he does, but more likely, it will just convince Americans that he is a crazy person.
by Unstable Sub-Genius April 29, 2024
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The Gnats!

Ah shit! It flew up my nose!
Hym "GAH! SSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! THE GNATS! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *COUGH COUGH COUGH! Oh shit, it went in my nose! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Ugh, deep too! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Did I... Did I get it? *Cough cough* God damnit Jordan *Cough cough cough* Ugh... Does it... Is it going to lay eggs in my brains? I don't know what gnats do.... *COUGH* Ssss! It'll die, right? It'll die in my nasal cavity, right? Or... Does it jist live there now? *Sigh* God Damnit Jordan. This is entirely your fault! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can, Jordan! Limited time only! I totod you the gnats would come, Jordan! I told you!"
by Hym Iam May 11, 2024
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Chicago goatse

To make monkey noises while spreading your buttcheeks all while forcing all blood pressure to your rectum.
Hey man, did you see TheDooo when we drove by? I think he was doing the “Chicago Goatse” on the sidewalk…”
by JvstSayin178 January 16, 2025
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Chicago goatse

The Chicago goatse is when a man and woman engage in funky time and the lady sticks 8 of her fingers in your ass and stretches your hole as far as it will go the Chicago part comes into the equation when the lady uses au jus as the lubricant
“I was with Melissa the other night she gave me a Chicago goatse!”
Damn dude rip your ass
by Zanderguy January 16, 2025
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130 grams

My sandwich is 130 grams.
Pretty filling.
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 1, 2025
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