goner

UK: Somebody who is going to or has died, also used in an ireverent way to defuse a situation through humor.

1) Parachutist's reserve chute fails, 'he's a goner for sure'.

2) Submarine sinks below a depth where rescue is possible.
'The whole crew are goners poor bastards'.

3) Harry did not get home till 5am, he'll be a goner when his wife gets hold of him.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

goner

term for a girl that's so ugly, disgusting, bitchy, repulsive, etc. that she makes guys' boners go away. synonym for boner shrinker.

Lara: "Did you see Kim in her flesh-colored one piece last night?"

Ella: "Oh yeah. She looked like she had just climbed out of the swamp. No guy would ever touch that."

Lara: "That girl is SUCH a goner."

by lgolebie October 11, 2011

Government Sneeze.

An error made by a government body or individual.

John Kerry made a government sneeze when he voted for the war but didn't vote to fund it. John Kerry is one big government sneeze.

by DirtySanchez919 October 20, 2004

Pub Goer

Typically that regular "patron" at the neighborhood pub. Usually the bartender/waitress often brings them their "regular" beer in according size and flavor... upon arrival without question!

"Dude lets go to your house!"

"I can't my dad got home and hes drunk"

"Yeah that's right! My mom said your dad is a real pub goer these days and that....

Sorry... I wont lie, she said hes a fucking loser!!!"

by CP187 December 9, 2008

Goerge W. Bush

A misspelling of George W. Bush. Ol' Dubya is the current president of the United States. He is a man of resolve, but he also seems to be the Israelis' puppet.

Goerge W. Bush... what the hell, dude? Learn to spell "George", you liberal hippy scum-bag!

"Goerge" isn't that bad of a president.

by Goergey September 8, 2006

Goner

a female version of a boner. unlike guys girls hide this.

senario 1: two girls talking in the hall

hot guy passes

both girls "GONER!!"

senario 2 : girl talking to her guy friends

girl with big tits and a even bigger ass passes

guys "bONER!!"

15 minutes lATEer a guy 6'4 with 6pack abs and black hair passes

girl" GONER!!!"

by justpoppedinmyhead September 11, 2011

gomere

noun. spoken with a french accent. possible meanings. boner, or balls.

A: hey D'Arcy, what time is it?
B: in french accent do you mind woman? i'm tryin' to keep ma gomere!

by D'Arcy March 19, 2004