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“Her LinkedIn posts are all about work-life balance, but she brags about 80-hour weeks. That’s the authenticity gap in action.”
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by Mgatty April 19, 2023
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Do you think I should hit up Mindy? Yeah man, she’s a ho. Have you seen her ratchet gap? Dead giveaway!
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