Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

gymmed

Verb. Past of gym. Present participle:gymming

I gymmed this morning.

by Ninomint February 10, 2018

Gym destroys gains

Elliot daniells the ex women destroyer seems to believe vaping will affect his fuck off biceps however big boz is not on the same page and believes he should start sucking on his lemon and lime crystal

Gym destroys gains “Well yeah that’s mint”

by Bozza touch February 24, 2025

Gym federation

A group of people who look extremely muscular and go in for sports like crazy

Yo, look at that gym federation over there.

by Carein January 26, 2025

Russian Gym Sock

When you have anal sex until the anus prolapses while using vodka (the stronger the better) as lubricant.

Gave that Baddie a Russian Gym Sock and now she won't answer me.

by Dr. PhillyCheese February 12, 2025

Gym Crew

see baltika

don't forget the baltika 9!

by Billy Bob Arkansas November 25, 2003

school gym bathroom

Even worse than regular school bathrooms. Depending on if it is an exterior gym or interior, you can expect to find crickets and other insects in:

The toilets
The urinals
The showers
The floor
All of the above
A living nightmare. Don’t even use them at your own risk unless it’s the winter. NEVER during the spring or summer.

Person 1: Yo, you hear Jimmolethew throwing up?
Person 2: Yeah, someone said he went to the school gym bathroom.

by unused username February 20, 2024