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Complete Fucking Asshole 

Someone much more than an incredible jerk. Someone much like Satan. A very dangerous and intensely fucking evil person.

Signals that someones an asshole (Very dangerous, avoid these people):
#1 Someone/Some people who laughs at you.
#1.1 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you after you snapped and went to the Childrens/Adults hospital over 5 times.
#1.2 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you while/when you just been Physically/Verbally abused.
#2 Someone/Some people who fuck up your mental health.


Ex.#1: Lots of people are Complete Fucking Assholes.
Ex.#2: A little 13 girl named Suzie Witherspoon, and a little 15 boy named Thomas Witherspoon were obviously brother & sister. One day a big, fat, ugly bully/popular bastard guy named Earl Evans in their school, Spread a/some rumor(s) about them all over New Brunswick (where they lived)!! Everywhere they went most people laughed at them inside their vehicles. 2 years later they were both found dead by suicide under the polluted-with-human-shit river.
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Fucking Angry Feminist 

When assholes piss off a feminist to the point to where they become a FUCKING ANGRY FEMINIST and stab said asshole in the throat with a spoon and walk away with equality and confidence to take on the world and bring peace
Asshole- "Why do you have a spoon?" Feminist- "OH BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT OUT THE FUCKING ANGRY FEMINIST"

Mother fucking asshat 

A douchbag, loser, mother fucker.

A lieing cheating bitch on a stick.
Your such an mother fucking asshat

Fucking Ass 

A phrase in which is used when you have absolute no comeback when angered or annoyed at another person. This phrase makes the person who uses it look completely stupid, sounding like the person is referring to anal sex, when their only trying to insult. One of the worst comebacks in historical time.
Boy flips Mexican beaner with a rubber band...

Mexican: "Gaaahhh, you fucking ass!"

Boy: "Uhhh? What am I doing?"

Fucking around

Wasting time and being annoying.
John, stop fucking around and buy some shit!

Fucking Anxiety

Not just anxiety, anxiety to the level of fucking!
I have “fucking anxiety “ that’s the whole word. Not just anxiety FUCKING ANXIETY
Fucking Anxiety by jj man December 20, 2017

Big fucking avocado

Oh shit. It’s here. Big fucking avocado
Bro what’s wrong?
Big fucking avocado