Fruncle

An adult male who acts like part of the family to is friends' children, and usually the most entertaining adult at any get-together. Derived from friend+uncle

Go play ball with Fruncle Matt. Mommy's getting her drink on.

by LexiCodger December 17, 2011

frump-chunk

An overweight/obese person (typically female) who has an inelegant outward appearance. Also commonly seen with short curly hair.

Hey, check out that chick over there! There's a frump-chunk if I ever saw one!

Sorry sir, this is a strictly no frump-chunk zone. No amount of Axe body spray is going to divert my attention from your inelegant outward appearance.

by Frame_Runner January 26, 2012

fruit knocker

a slang term used to call a gay person.

That guy is gay, he sure is a fruit knocker.

by Ren_walker123 November 10, 2011

frustrant

A direct cause of frustration; or instance that causes aggravation.

Somebody already thought up the word I was planning to submit to the Urban Dictionary. What a frustrant?!

by Captain Wellweapon April 9, 2012

Frugalism

The distinctive practice, system, philosophy and movement of being frugal.

I am so frugal, I am going to start a movement based on the practice and philosophy of frugalism.

by bhm87 May 28, 2012

Fruit OCD

When people are extremely judgmental of fruits and their appearances. They do not like imperfections of this fruit, and prefer smooth fruit, even when the fruit they are talking about is not naturally smooth.

Sarah: I can't STAND kiwi fur!
Me: But you don't even eat the fur...
Sarah: But it's still there !!!

Sarah: I can't stand peach fuzz either.
Sarah: And those seeds on the outside of strawberries...
Me: ....You have Fruit OCD.

True Story

by Megz_:D June 8, 2012

fruct

bald man who likes shampoo

that fkn fruct went negative again

by spookedone June 15, 2012