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Friend Money 

Money that friends share back and forth without any assumptions of paying one another back. If asked for the repayment you are considered cheap, and Frugal. Close friends often do this and the money is usually under 10 USD. You don't debo this money.
I got your Taco bell last night, can't you pay for my drink... That was friend money!
Friend Money by JennyJammy May 28, 2009
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friend binge

When one joins facebook, they feel compelled to add any person that they might know, resulting in cases with 20 or 30+ friends showing up in their "recent activity". This is common throughout the first few weeks of joining and usually slows down when around 200 friends accept.
"Dude, you got over 100 friends in a day, what the hell happened?" "I guess I was on a bit of a friend binge."
friend binge by Mr._ October 13, 2009

Friend Blindness 

When you've become deep enough friends with someone, that you become unaware of their flaws and imperfections. Someone with friend blindness would stand up for their ugly friends, telling everyone how hot he/she is.

When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.
Terrie: "I remember when I met Alexis, I thought she was so average. But after knowing her for awhile now, she has really become quite beautiful."

Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."

FriendFuck

Fucking one of your friends just once, only to never have any sexual content ever again.
FriendFuck by The Adjonasis June 16, 2016

friendentine 

A friend that is your Valentine but in a non sexual/in love way
"Do you have a Valentine?"

"No, but my friend Joe is my Friendentine"
friendentine by Shittydefiner February 4, 2017

friend jumping 

When you introduce your friend to another friend, they hit it off and now they keep making plans without you, that's friend jumping.
I don't know if I should introduce Mary to Jen. That bitch is prone to friend jumping.
friend jumping by Glittergyrl March 15, 2017

friend-dom 

the act of dominating a close friend through use of benign psychological warfare so as to achieve an otherwise unlikely, mutually-oriented outcome
Penelope pulled a monster friend-dom by manipulating me into going to Huntington Beach...but it was actually so restorative to my mental health that I'm very glad she did.
friend-dom by Z. Hebchild March 17, 2020