wine flu

result of a woman drinking way too much wine. Leads to a miserable whining sow the next morning!
What happened to your missus gav? She looks like shit this morning and hasn't stopped whining!

Yep, she has wine flu - drank 3 bottles of red last night!
by gammagav July 15, 2009
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Dick flu

When you've given so much oral sex to a guy/guys in a short space of time your throat and noes become sore and swollen, and can feel like the flu. Could also develop a cough.
I've had so much dick I think I got dick flu
by JackiCUSA January 07, 2018
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Turducken Flu

The latest strain of influenza, with a little Swine Flu, Avian Flu, and Human Flu all thrown in ... you get a piece of everything ... just like turducken (the holiday melange of a chick stuffed in a duck, which is then stuffed in a turkey). Sliced just right, you get a piece of everything.
"I thought it was the regular flu, but my hair hurts. I think it's the Turducken Flu."
by Robik April 26, 2009
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Flu flamming

Sucking penis in jail for money
Tyrone was caught flu flamming
Tyrone was caught sucking dick in jail
by _trevonte_ December 15, 2018
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bird flu

Lindsey was so drunk she told everyone she had bird flu to try to hide the fact that she was drunk. No one bought it.
by johnd July 19, 2006
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Blue flu

When the female gender (or male) loves a man in uniform, particularly a police officer.
"Omg Jackie, I just came back from this guys house and he's a cop" Jackie says "so you have the blue flu?"
by Thetwofeath March 27, 2015
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Swine Flu

A term coined in late 2008 by Seattle Hip-Hop producer, S.A.T., and popularized by an affiliated rap group. The term refers to being under surveillance by the police or DEA often relating to the trade of cocaine. The term originates from the source of the virus, swine, or pigs, slang for police. If one's traphouse is "infected" with swine flu, the first course of action suggested is to vaccinate, or in other words, kill the pigs.
Person A: "Ay im tryna cop an elbow"
S.A.T.: "Mayne I got that swine flu, meet me in the CD in 15 and keep it on the low"
by ByThePound September 22, 2009
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