birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

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Explosive diarrhea

When your shit comes out in the solid, liquid and gas state all at the same time at high velocity.

Dude: can you get me some toilet paper, Had thai yesterday now I've painted the stall brown.

Dude2: you're kidding

Dude: I'm not, I've been in here for three hours with explosive diarrhea.

by Onepump man August 18, 2020

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rootbeer explosion

1. To mishear what is said and interpret it incorrectly. 2. To misunderstand what is said and repeat it back in question form.

1. Man #1-Hand over that bowl of sugar now!
Man #2-Did he say, "Hand over that Polish hooker?"
Man #3-No dumbass, bowl of sugar.
Man #2-Oops, sorry, rootbeer explosion.
2. What's the name of that band? Dialated Poop-Holes?

by Scott Farley September 1, 2008

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Explosion

Lucky Lime

“haha explosion go boom”

by Joe Knee Uchinchilla March 12, 2021

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Explosion

Explosions are not usually a good thing, even if they are economic.

It would be good for the people if there was no explosion, just like it would be good for the oil spill out in the middle of the ocean if there was no explosion there.

by The Original Agahnim January 5, 2022

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