New Driver Syndrome

New Driver Syndrome is a rush of anxiety and nausea lasting 2-5 days as a result of getting your drivers license and driving alone for the first time. New Driver Syndrome occurs especially if you also have a new car to drive by yourself. The only way to overcome this is to start driving your parents around in your new car, eventually driving without them.

Background: Drew received his drivers license the day before and got his new car today. Drew is about to take Simon for a ride in his new car

Simon: Hey man are you feeling okay?

Drew: Not really, I have New Driver Syndrome and I don't feel well

Simon: It's all good, we don't have to go anywhere

by DrewTheGod June 11, 2019

slinky driver

A person that constantly speeds up and slows down... then speeds up and slows down, causing traffic to act like a slinky being dragged across the floor.

"That Slinky driver needs to pick a damn speed. Yes, your brakes are still there.. Oh.. found your gas pedal again I see"

by jwalker8680 September 25, 2019

Queensland Driver

Fucking idiot

OMG did you see that Queensland Driver cross two lanes of traffic to turn left???
What's with the Queensland driver in the fast lane that 's driving slower than the speed limit and blocking traffic??

by ratlicker August 19, 2020

Fruber driver

Using a friend to drive you places because you don’t feel like spending money on ubers.

I’m going to ask Jenn to be my fruber driver and take me to the international airport since it’s 45 minutes away.

by LizzytheShizzy November 23, 2020

Yubo Driver

Someone who uses the Yubo app to attract female attention (nudes and sex)

1- " Have you heard Harold has been sexting girls from Yubo and meeting them for a quickie?"
2- "No way! What a yubo driver!"

by MajesticRose February 15, 2021

fiesta driver

The best drivers

The driver must have be a fiesta driver!

by fiestaDriver March 18, 2021

Punished Driver

The most based user to ever live. hobbies include purposely pissing people off, being a bigot, and posting repulsive imagery. lost count of how many servers he's been banned from. calls the people who have blocked him his kill count.

David: Hey guys did you hear that Punished Driver got banned
Kyle let me guess right wing extremism and shock porn.

by Dr. Able September 24, 2021