Double Dack

To pull down both the pants and underpants of a victim when dacking them, resulting in maximum embarrassment, or pride, depending on the victim.

He would never recover from the double dacking, but he was still certain it was Cindy seeing it happen that got him laid.

by pr0nstar October 27, 2008

Double Ophicleide

A rank of powerful reed pipes in the pipe organ (primarily the pedal section). The Double Ophicleide is at 32' pitch

"I love that Double Ophicleide, it makes my box vibrate!!"

by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008

double wake

A phenomenon that occurs while sleeping in. When you wake up completely rested, and go back to sleep and wake up again, overly rested. This happens ONLY in the summer.

Yeah man I woke up only to see it was 10:23am and the last thing I remember is waking up at 11:58am, talk about a double wake.

by sexymamachickaimeltlykebutta June 15, 2009

Double Capital

A constant mistake done while typing fast, as generally constituted by a second capital letter after the first propper capital, making you go back and replace that letter with a lowercase letter (Unless posting casually i.e Forum Postings, Chat sites, etc. unless considered a grammar nazi). Constantly happens when typing reports and /or titals for various subjects.

"WHoever that is, I wish he would stop calling me."
(Double Capital Shown once)

"'The RIde of the Valkyries' from Die WAlkure"
(Double Capital Shown here twice)

by Widget Woman August 19, 2009

double hanger disaster

What occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet space, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. Then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. They all end up on the floor. You then have 3 options.

1. Buy more hangers.

2. Buy more closets.

3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.

Hmmm, I think I'll wear my blue top. Just have to...uh...put this sleeve under that one...and...okay...no...this isn't working. ARGH! Oh fuck it, I'm going to be late. Damn double hanger disaster. "dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing" I'll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it's all dirty.

by whyyesidorandomlybuyguitars September 5, 2009

Double Clincher

When your stuck in that awkward situation of puckering your asshole because it itches and you don't wanna scratch it for fear of stink finger, and your holding your buttcheeks together cause you also have to take a shit. hence clinching both.

I was sitting at work assisting a customer and i had to shit and my asshole itched. so i had to deal with the double clincher cause i didn't wanna dig in my ass at work.

by swiftverbicide2 December 16, 2009

Double D-feated

When you get turned down by a chick with big tits.

Joe tried to hit up the chick at the bar with the huge chesticles, but when she found out he's an "artist", he got totally double d-feated.

by BehindtheHype October 2, 2009