Donkey's Years

Sometimes referred to as Donkey Years or Donkey's Ears. It means a really really long time.

"I haven't seen Johnny in Donkey's Years"

"Wow it's been Donkey Years since the last time I ate pop tarts!"

by AnnaOhhhh September 14, 2009

Donkey Konging

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.

1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.

by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010

whip the donkey

Male urination, going to the bathroom/restroom

I'll be right back, I've got to go whip the donkey.

by DOC-KY December 2, 2005

donkey hips

A bitchy girl at the fair with huge hips that cuts in line.

Wow! That girl just knocked me out of the way with her donkey hips!

by Donkey Hips Hater November 4, 2007

Make peace with the donkey

PHRASE:
To accept one's fate. To give in to the inevitable.
From an old saying of unknown origin.

"Fate is a stubborn mule; sometimes you've got to give in and make peace with the donkey."
"Joe decided to make peace with the donkey and accept his punishment like a man."
"There's no point in living in the past. Make peace with the donkey and get on with your life."

by James J. Mitchell September 7, 2006

donkeyline

A straight line. A direct route traveled quickly (substitute in the phrase "make a beeline" for): This is Middle East origin or slang as a donkey will literally take the shortest route between himself and a known food source. See beeline.

The minute he came home he made a donkeyline for the frige.

by Walt "the man" March 17, 2008

Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.

Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.

by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010