Flippin' the shit and doin' the dig

1. Another way of saying "nuthin' sis," or "nuthin' bro," or "nuthin' couz."

2. Tossing and rotating poop while shoveling dirt or miming the shoveling of dirt.

3. Eating Fig Newtons

-Hey, wutup?

-Ooh you know, just Flippin' the shit and doin' the dig. You?

-Nuttin... What the hell did you just say?

-What? What just happened? I must've blacked out or something-call a doctor.

by Barnaby J October 10, 2008

doing a solid

Most commonly used in reference to doing one a favour. Otherwise used to refer to a massive turd that David takes in your toilet and films on his phone.

1. Hey man you wanna do me a solid
2. David I'm sick of you doing a solid in my upstairs toilet!

by mrpain August 20, 2008

what you doing

A text sent by a dude who wants you to come over for sex. Usually sends it to more than one person at a time to increase his chance of getting lucky. (the recipients are not aware that he has sent the text to anyone but them) If he gets more than one response, he replies to his preferred option. The non-commital nature of the question makes it difficult for any of the unchosen options to accuse him of any wrongdoing.

(Sends text to four girls) "what you doing"
Girl number two is first to respond with "not much, what about you?"
But before he can respond, girl number one (his preferred option) replies! She says "I'm free, wanna catch up?'
All he has to do now is tell girl number two he's tired and is going to bed and tell girl number one to come on over!

booty call brush off casting the net

by Fox99 December 31, 2015

Doing a Steph

The act of instantly killing a conversation due to the hideous timing and inappropriate delivery of awful jokes.

Example 1:
Watching paranormal activity in suspense

Steph: "nom nom"
*SILENCE*
Person A: "good one"
Person B: Stop doing a Steph!

Example 2:
When attending a buffet

Person B: "Its £15 per head"
Steph: "What happens if you take more than a head?"
*SILENCE*

Example 3:
Listening to Beyonces song 'Irreplaceable'

Everyone: "To the left, to the left..."
Steph: "What happens if you wanna go to the right?"
*SILENCE*

by nomnom4lyf April 12, 2010

Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof

Loud outrageous noisy. Annoying loud sounds coming from two or more people.

"Geez, you boys were louder than Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof."

by Chuq Dawg February 12, 2007

Doing an Alan

1. To leave the presence of others that are annoying in a decisive manner.

2. Having sex with someone named Alan.

3. To deal unto others violence in the most unpleasant manner imaginable.

1. Jon picks up his things and leaves angry.
Jill- "What is his problem?"
Bill- "He's just doing an Alan."

2. Bob- "So, if you're not busy later, maybe we can hook up?"
Jane- "Sorry, I'll be doing an Alan."

3. "Oh, My God! What is that man doing?"
"Just Run! He's doing an Alan."

by Alan G July 23, 2008

doing a dan

meeting a girl on the internet from another country, getting really intimate and regarding her as your girlfriend,
and then going to visit only 2 be heartbroken

Craig 'I got a girlfriend now from the US on gaiaonline'
Phill 'oh right, you gonna meet her?'
Craig 'Nah, doubt it'
Phill 'Yea, your not doing a dan are you?'

by llihp notwen October 21, 2008