diink

What you call someone who's really tall, or something that's really tall, i.e. a tree.

This Diink's giving some nice shade.

by The Little One January 14, 2004

dink

to do nothing, and do it with pride.

quit dinkin around and get back to work.

by Pseudonym Psteve September 24, 2004

Chinese Shrinky Dink

The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.

After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.

by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006

Dinkle

A way of saying someone is stupid for saying something that you obviously knew.

Teacher: "What is 2+2?"
Student 1: "8!"
Teacher: "No, sorry it is 4"
Student 2: "YEAH YOU DINKLE!!!"

by SoudertonSlang May 11, 2014

doinky

When you smoke a blunt with weed and crack in it, drive to muscatine, and strip down naked all because god told you to.

Did you hear about H? He got doinky and put in the loony bin.

by SirDoinksAlot August 5, 2007

Dink

(n.) Someone who has surpassed the term "faggot"

One who is as annoying as he is stupid

That Nate kid is such a dink. All he does is sit at our lunch table uninvited and make stupid and annoying comments!

by afay19 April 22, 2011

Dinkerplopper

A turd that comes out just right, doesn't leave much residue, and doesn't leave much of a stench. It an also cause water to plop onto yer butt in some cases.
p.s. if you experience a dinkerplopper that is blue colored, get to the hospital immediately. These cases could be fatal.

1) I have to go popp, and i'm in such a hurry. i sure hope its a dinkerplopper.

2) Dude, come look at this dinkerplopper. it came out as smooth as a wet noodle mixed with cherries.

3) hey Gertrude, can i try some of that delicious dinkerplopper.

4) Wilemina just told me that the fair is having deep fried dinkerploppers. SCORE!

5) damn, i'm out of paper. at least it was a dinkerplopper.

by B-tit September 21, 2007