Diver's Remorse

Negative emotion resulting from engaging in felatio with a female only to find some kind of genital anomoly including, but not limited to : warts, sores, scabs, etc.

Warren did.t know who she was, but she was so hot. He took her back to his dorm room to get busy only to get hit with a sever case of Diver's Remorse upon discovery of active herpes lesions!

by McBerg November 24, 2009

Divercest

The act of engaging in sexual activities with one's fellow diver.

Man, Jenny and Bill were caught together the next morning!
Aw, that's divercest!

by DiversAreAwesome December 1, 2010

Divergent One

Someone who has the qualities of selflessness, Honesty, Peacefulness, Bravery, and Intelligence.

Nicole is such a divergent one

by #LivsUrbanDefinitions March 30, 2015

dived

A kiwi slang term used to describe a downward trend.

Man: Yo dove, did you see that stock market?

Man 2: Ya na

Man: yeah bro I reckon it dived

Man 2: Balls

by Jodolar July 4, 2017

divergent aestheticism

Argues that all races share a structurally (divergently) aesthetic future in contrast to a material past.

Stipulates universal racial complexion as Afro-Semitic (medium-tan); organizational linguistic dichotomy as Semitic (Eurasian) and Mediterranean (Asian-Aryan); and cultural hegemony as East Asian.

The antithesis to historical materialism.

Divergent aestheticism argues that the near future is anime-centric (hyperreal).

by sandraxine September 2, 2018

Diverdickulitis

One's inability to achieve an erection after a full day of scuba diving.

Oh baby, I would love to give you a good rogering, but after our amazing day out on the reef, I'm afraid I'm suffering from a bad case of diverdickulitis.

by Beggarthief November 24, 2019

Diversity Overload

Similar to an electrical overload, but with diversity.

Mike: I'm getting a Diversity Overload with all of this diversity talk on TV and at work...
Jen: Check out my new "Kente" scarf.
Mike: Are you fucking kidding me right now?

by geekmalone June 19, 2020