doggy and ditch

When you plan on having sex doggy-style and then ghosting the individual after the one-night stand. Used by people whose favorite position is doggy-style.

Alix: "That guy is such a hottie."
Liz: "Yea, I wanna doggy and ditch him."

by letsgetfreaky21 July 30, 2017

Dishonorable Discharge

Premature ejaculation that ends up in your underwear prior to having sex, otherwise known as the sauce...

example..

Sally saw the dishonorable discharge stain in my underwear prior to penetration..

by pmac0967 April 9, 2009

Discharge doggie

A accurate term to describe the white race.

Ex: Why is that discharge doggie in black peoples business?

by niyqqh December 16, 2020

Ditch Oven

Dutch oven-ing a chick you're not really that into, thus making her not want to see you again.

Becky- "I heard you ditch ovened Linda! She said she's never going to call you again."

Julian- "yes!!!! it worked!!!"

by Fat Moron June 19, 2011

Ditch witch

Noun; a female that leaves her boyfriend for his best friend

Did you hear about Susan? She left her boyfriend for Pablo. She's such a ditch witch.

by Number one memer May 28, 2017

Dishonorable Discharge

A load blown while doing something that shames even the ejaculator.

I was watching 2girls1cup5midgets3donkeysand1Republican the other day and ended up roughing up the suspect to it. Total dishonorable discharge.

by ClassySOB May 13, 2011

ding dong ditcher

1.a man who undergoes surgery to change his gender

2.a lesbian

ex.1.i heard that sam became a ding dong ditcher and now he goes by samantha

ex.2.i heard after kelly's boyfriend dumped her she became a ding dong ditcher and is now hitting on other chicks

by Dr.Eww April 21, 2009