Dinosaur

Dinosaurs are the best thing in the world! Yall say they are dead! well hey guess what!!! They arent! Cuz they will never be dead!!!!!

Teacher: Dinosaurs roamed the earth hundereds of years ago. Until one day the astroid hit and all dinosaurs died!
Me: Hey teacher!
Teacher: What?
Me: Did you go to collage?

Teacher: Yes, now what is your point!
Me: If you went to collage you would know that dinosaurs are still alive and they will be forever so better go back to school and re-learn if you actually want to be smart
Kids in my class: Ayyyyy Teach u just got roasted!

by Dinosaur4 April 27, 2021

Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs are beautiful creatures

Jake:Bro look at that dinosaurs

Stacy:wow I can't believe they got extinct they look so cool

Bob: there cool until they eat you

by NotToby_ March 24, 2022

Dinosaurs.

"They were giant bird lizards that got murdered by space."

I don't even understand people bored by dinosaurs. They were giant bird lizards that got murdered by space, what's your fucken problem.

by Dervous Xeroxious January 27, 2022

dinosaur roar

the best sex position out there.

it’s where usually the woman slowly rubs her tongue alone the man’s stomach and roars into his belly button before slowly moving down to give a blow job.

woman: hey baby u wanna get freaky
man: hell yeah!

woman: how about i do the dinosaur roar for you

man: wow i can’t wait

by TalkingTiger February 6, 2022

Donkey dinosaur

A donkey that shits out a dinosaur

Tommy Hey Timmy have you seen the donkey Dinosaur

Timmy yea my dog ate him

Tommy holly shit

by Potato user October 14, 2021

Dinosaur Earth

The truth

The Dinosaur Earth is real, and we are living in ignorance!

by hello I am someone October 28, 2021

Emotional support dinosaur

Someone who you depend on who is taller than you, someone you can trust, someone who you want to make sure is safe, someone who keeps you stable

“They are my emotional support dinosaur.”

“I’m their emotional support dinosaur.”

by TheScottishQueen September 16, 2021