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Dinosaur

Dried flower cannabis, as opposed to dabbing or vaping.
"Aw, man, you guys are smokin' dinosaur? It's 2022, get a vape!"
by Cardboard G June 15, 2022
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floppy dinosaur

when yo dick is 70% skin and flops down low.
Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.
by Scoot the Boot April 19, 2016
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tap my dinosaur

Kinky sex with your hottie
Tonight I’m gonna go tap my dinosaur with Adam
by Jane The Virgin June 7, 2018
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playing the dinosaur game

When someone is “playing the dinosaur game”, it means they don’t have internet connection/service.
“Can you text Davey for me real quick?”

“Sorry, I can’t, I’m playing the dinosaur game.”
by starstruck_x May 18, 2024
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Dinosaur

I watch Jurrasic Park it has dinosaurs
by laser_fox March 10, 2021
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Duck Duck Dinosaur

An expression being the nicer way of dropping the F bomb. Especially created for children, letting your anger out can be said in a sweeter form.
I just dropped my icecream sundae! DUCK DUCK DINOSAUR!

Did you just step on my shoe? DUCK DUCK DINOSAUR!
by CamrynTHEGIRL May 24, 2022
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Dinosaur

A usually ginormous half lizard half bird animal that lived during the triassic, jurassic, and cretaceous period.
Cool facts
1. Birds are dinosaurs but dimetrodons are not
2. That means you have a dinosaur in your backyard
3. Most meat eaters were covered in feathers
4. T rex actually lived in cretaceous period jurassic park got it correct
5. But velociraptors had long snouts and did not hunt in packs they looked like eagles and jurassic park got that incorrect
6. The biggest dinosaur is the titanosaurus not argentinasaurus
7. The biggest one was the size of 2 living rooms but smallest one is as small as a chicken
8. The smartest one is actually very very very very very very smart like a bear and the dumbest one was like a maniac
9. smartest one is troodon dumbest one is stegasaurus
10. velociraptor is the fastest for it's size
Me: I C a dino on the tree
Weirdo: RU insane your an id**t
Me: Birds are dinosaurs your dumb
by laser_fox March 11, 2021
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