Dial

A common misspelling of the word dick while texting.

Matt: Hey fucktard! i told u i didnt need ur opinion!

Tim: Matt why r u being such a dial?

by Ready-Liver May 12, 2009

Dialing up

Being hooked up at all times with various amounts of snacks (preferably muffins and snapple)

Yo, dude look at JP, he's totally dialing up on the muffins

by Jack Waldo April 20, 2010

Decalcify your Pineal Gland

An euphemism for ejaculation, the act of ejaculating.

“How do you decalcify your pineal gland?”
“Ask your mum. She decalcified my pineal gland last night.”

by Fingergun Arseholster November 14, 2022

dialate

Dilate. Open.

It isn't really a word but some people, especially Yinzers from Pittsburgh, mistakenly use the word dialate (DI-uh-leyt) when they mean dilate. If you hear it, don't be a jagoff and point out the mistake. Yinz know what they meant.

by YinzerInPgh February 3, 2015

dialy

A person with Dial Up internet.

Dialy: Ok, I'm done loading that website, so this transfer is as fast as it will get.

by Tronne June 9, 2005

DIALIHF

Die in a low-income house fire

All those HUD applicants can DIALIHF for all I care.

by Tim Rock December 15, 2008

dicaprioed

Not receiving proper recognition for significant accomplishments

"Yo did anyone just see the shot I made?"
"Nah bro, you got dicaprioed"

by littlefobes March 13, 2014