fame delay

The late arrival for the more exclusive/popular (famous) guests.
The term is both used to excuse late arrivals and practised to appear more popular, exclusive, busy and sensational.

BEN: Dude we're so fucking late!
JOHN: That's alright Ben, you know... fame delay. Am I right?

OR

BEN: Come on, let's go!
JOHN: No way dude! Don't forget about fame delay. We should at least arrive one hour into the party.
BEN: Oh yeah right. We're so V.I.P.!
FIONA: Omg guys. Stop being such assholes.

by Longtimeman October 12, 2019

disabled delay

when the government doesn’t allow emergent things to generally happen in front of disabled people

The disabled delay kept them from suffering more illnesses which would cost the government more funds.

by Coop Dupe December 15, 2019

screen delay

something pepole use when they can’t play on something really big

guy 1:i have screen delay
guy 2: no your just bad

by 😹😹🧩👩‍🦳 June 12, 2021

Time Delay

A nicer way of calling someone retarded.

"YO! That dude is time delayed. He can't figure this shit out."

by A8208266 August 10, 2021

Time Delay

A nicer way of calling someone retarded.

"YO! That dude is so time delayed. He can't figure any of this shit out!"

by A8208266 August 10, 2021

Sleep delaying

Skipping sleep to go to bed in a more desirable time later

"Yeah I had a shitty sleep schedule I had to pull a sleep delay"
"That sucks bro"
"Sleep delaying"
"What?"

by DeezieKM December 25, 2022

Rain Delay

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.

Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. But maybe she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”

by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023