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Dad dicking

The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.
Mate, stop Dad dicking me! I’m perfectly capable of fixing this myself! You’re not my Dad!
by Twatmonger1975 January 20, 2022
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My Dad

Me-Dad?
*hears car engine start*
My Dad-BYE!
Me-But i said no changing spots:(
by The_smart_dude February 8, 2021
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Inappropriate Dad

Describes a man in his early to mid thirties. Derived from the premise that men of such an age would potentially be able to father children, now adult in age, but only by "inappropriate" means

(For example, losing their virginity to the badly dressed chav living on the local council estate on top of a ford escort, only to find out that she wasn't actually on the pill!!)
Young boys are so last season mate, what you need is a bit of Inappropriate Dad action ... they've got more money, and are better in bed!!!!!
by Sir Mike' June 4, 2009
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Dad Knees

Men who wear shorts that stop above the knee have a case of the dad knees. Mostly popular pre-2000's with middle-aged men (dads).
Billy had a growth spurt so we're taking him shopping for new shorts to cover his dad knees.

I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.

The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.
by Faux Foe July 6, 2016
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emo dad

Pete is such an emo dad
by Breadbin urie's forehead September 21, 2017
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indian dad

"InDiAn DaD DeMaNdS YoU TO GO TO KuMON"
by The_Mighty_Hank September 17, 2019
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Facebook Dad

A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.
by An actual parent May 22, 2019
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