Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag July 1, 2010
Get the I don´t have a crystal ballmug. Ok so this is a stick one still bc there are some neeky yutes in this skl called Bilal. Like bro when someome takes your money your worried about losing the wrong pounds. Lose some weight
by Harris Academy Palace Yr 8 December 9, 2020
Get the Harris Academy Crystal Palace yr 8smug. Goyette:sir miles head the goyette disease it was evident after seeing his underwear with green stains on it after having sex with Crystal goyette
by C Goyette May 12, 2023
Get the Crystal Goyettemug. Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Slobbing At Crystal Laureno's Neck Was Not Consensual
Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Slobbing At Crystal Laureno's Neck Was Not Consensual
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Slobbing At Crystal Laureno's Neck Was Not Consensualmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025
Get the If That Is Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hangmug. A girl who's an amazing bestfriend, and always knows how to make someone feel better. She's unique and beautiful. She likes to act crazy at times, but she knows when it's time to get serious! She's funny, and has a personality that's one of a kind. If you ever meet a Crysta, you know you've met someone special, and you have been blessed. Love you, Crysta!(: and she have a rare beauty, who is extremely smart, and has a love for life! A beautiful person who wants to change the world and all that she meets in it!!! She is one tough chic that will not take any bullshit, strong-willed, dedicated, humble, beautiful, crazy but in a healthy way...good crazy, optimistic, adventurous, wise beyond her years, have great instincts, and is just simply fabulous! freaky, wild, carefree with a good aura and rare vibe with a good taste in music and Very fuckin' good at sex!
Damn!...Crystal has the perfect combination
wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!
Andrew: I want to eff Crysta.
Carey: Get in line.
Emma: Haha, i'm first.
Carey: No, I am.
Andrew: No, I called it!
Crysta: Sorry guys, but Andrews first in line!
Carey&Emma: Oh balls.
wow, i just met a crystal... she was amazing!
Andrew: I want to eff Crysta.
Carey: Get in line.
Emma: Haha, i'm first.
Carey: No, I am.
Andrew: No, I called it!
Crysta: Sorry guys, but Andrews first in line!
Carey&Emma: Oh balls.
by theevileyes November 23, 2021
Get the Crystalmug. When an individual sits on an upholstered surface and releases a previous persons fart that has been trapped in the fabric.
by LouMack July 7, 2016
Get the Stink crystalsmug.