Night Crawler

A creepy, drunk person that fondles and/or molests you when your passed out, only for you to come concious like WTF.

AKA Night Crawling Spalunker.
Someone that fucks you when your passed out.

Ugh, Jonny is such a fucking night crawler Ima beat his ass

by annab342 March 27, 2009

null modem cable

it's kind of like a network, but i'm not buying it

a null modem cable is kind of like a network, but i'm not buying it!

by colon commando July 25, 2003

Rocking The Cradle

where two males, do doggy style in the bed, while shaking the bed violently.

Austin, i heard u were rocking the cradle with ur dad last night

by jake August 6, 2004

Cradle of Filth

A shitty screamo "black metal" band that so many faggots like. As it has been said before, I shall say it again. If you like "cradle" you probably like the other gay shit like slipknot and mudvayne.

I am ashamed to even listen to the same genre of music because this shit is a disgrace to metal. If you want some real black metal, go listen to Dimmu Borgir you little fucknuts.

Scene Kid (Faggot): Ohh my gawsh, I'm super psyched I get to go see Cradle of Filth!!

Real Metal Fan: Fuck you! *Boots him in the chest and kicks him in the face* Fucking pussy!

by Scene Kids Can Eat Dicks February 16, 2009

cable

better than 56k faster for downloading porn!!!

Little kids under 18 with no life wanking their dick to porn. AKA Rebirth

by Jason July 28, 2004

cable

A crappy means of watching television, which gives you extra channels, although none are important and no one watches them, save for people who do nothing but watch TV, not even go online. It also costs far too much, considering the fact that it's not even that great.

Cable television is eating my bank account! I'm switching to satellite TV!

by Enn August 8, 2006

crabezoid

its like a trapazoid crab

www.crabezoid.com
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by tang1000000 June 11, 2006