COVID-69

The act of 69-ing, but the male wears a condom and the female wears a female condom

Person 1: how was your two week self-quarantine?
Person 2: fucking crazy! Becky and i COVID-69ed, i can still taste the latex
Person 1: you're one lucky dude

by Pussyannihilatorcovid-69 March 16, 2020

COVID-19 Karen

Does not believe in wearing masks
Thinks that COVID-19 is a lie made up by the government (even though there is proof of thousands of deaths)
Verbally abuse doctors and nurses
B*tch
Shames people who hoard TP and sanitary products

"I walked by a COVID-19 Karen and she ripped the face mask off of my face"

by Pauciloquent Pterodactyl June 16, 2020

CoⓋid-19⁺

When someone who has been vaccinated could still be infected and tested positive for the coronavirus for a few common reasons, such as there is a lag between vaccination and protection; the vaccine doesn’t work retroactively; and the vaccine may be ineffective against new variants of the virus.

What percentage of inoculated people worldwide end up being CoⓋid-19⁺ patients?

by Covido February 3, 2021

covid-419

The act of taking advantage of the Covid-19 situation to fraudulently embezzle public funds.

The world is fighting Covid-19 but Nigeria is battling with Covid-419

by oyimzy April 8, 2020

covid-19

Covid-19 is a disease that came from a small town in china the town is called Wuhan. Worldwide is 5 mil. There is a chance you could die that is why people are self-isolateing themself

Person:1 I heard Covid-19 cases hit 5 mil! So be careful
Person:2 Really I am self-isolateing my kids and my husband thank you so much for that!
Person:1 no problem call me any time ok?
Person:2 ok bye!
Person:1 bye!

by meh y meh May 22, 2020

COVID-19

Annoying-ass little virus that is trying to wipe out the human race. Can now be transmitted between humans and minks.

"Fucking COVID-19!! I caught it from an expensive weasel!!!"

by Assistant to the Weeb Lord November 17, 2020

Covid Cunt

A selfish, entitled person who engages in behaviours and actions that endanger others and put everyone at risk of a lockdown.

Ashley had 20 people over her house for her birthday on the weekend. What a Covid Cunt.

Jason came with me to Westfield's and refused to wear a mask. God he's a Covid Cunt.

by MsFrangipani January 2, 2021