Emma and Carson

An amazing couple who will be together forever.

Emma and Carson are a cute couple.

by Titty sucker6969 June 27, 2013

console exclusive

A term Xbox fanboys use to describe a multiplatform game that's available on Xbox but not the Playstation.

Sorry you PS4 fanboys can't play Titanfall, it's a console exclusive.

by Urban Truth November 7, 2013

Colson

Absolute know it all piece of shit. Spends most of their time on the internet researching random stuff that no one else would know to make themselves seem intellectually superior.

Colson: "um actually Mrs. Stephens, the third battle of the civil war went like this...:

Some guy: yeah I guess athleticism is in my DNA

Colson: ummm I think you mean deoxyribonucleic acid?

by Spiele December 19, 2018

ben carson

One of the greatest Neurosurgeons in history. He was the youngest head of Pediatric Neurosurgery at John Hopkins hospital. He pioneered the Hemispherectomy which is the full removal of a brain hemisphere to treat seizures. He also performed the first successful separation of Siamese twins conjoined at the head. A staunch republican, his soft tone and religious center pull his public image toward the extreme. Often misquoted, never duplicated. The good doctor has enough good sense to smack the sonic rings back into the Democratic Party of the American political system.

That Ben Carson is a brilliant man.

by NabiscoCFO March 7, 2016

carson

A person who is very bad at video games and just life in general. This person usually has weird fetishes for games with elves in them.

"Dude I'm carsoning so bad"
"Wow Jill, you are a such a carson with those elves"
"Bill didn't get the job? What a carson"

by teh_ownerer July 23, 2006

carson

the act of scratching your ass or junk in public and trying to make it not obvious when it totally is. most often done in a "casual way" when everyone happens to be looking.

"dude that chick was just carsoning TURN OFF"

by Poke me. April 20, 2011

carson

a very tall, tan person who has bird like wrists and no one likes but his girlfriend. If you have a carson, you are very lucky so don't let him go! Carsons tend to go after girls out of their league

Jane: That carson is pretty hot, but he looks really desperate
Lindsay: His name must be Carson

by Lifelifelife May 27, 2015