corpser

A dead body.

Let's go and play with some corpsers!

by Vee Are Are Schee January 17, 2004

Corpse Husband

CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME LOWKEY WANNA DATE ME WHEN YOU FUCK ME TOUCH ME WITH THE LIGHTS OFF AND MY CHAINS ON BABY IM NOT THE RIGHT ONE YOU SHOULD WAIT ON

Person 1: have you watched corpse husband

Person 2: HELL YEAH! CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME~

by ILoveMcyt December 26, 2020

Cops

Relativly pointless.

Guy 1: OH MY GOD!!!!! The cops are on or tails! RUN!
Guy 2: Cops? Aren't they the guys who sit on their asses all day eating donuts and sucking dick?

by matthias azamer February 7, 2007

Carolina Corkscrew

When a man or female twist "fists" another human body's anus with such pressure when the person is laying on their back, with their anus in the air.

"Ouch, your fisting my ass too hard, just like a Carolina Corkscrew"

by InSaNeHoLy August 29, 2011

cords

veins connecting testicles to the penis

A: Do your cords ever hurt?
B: No, like how?
A: Like a heavy throbbing sensation
B: Sounds like blue balls

by moralcompass March 2, 2011

Copsucker

Somebody who worships police and similar figures, regardless of the extensive evidence that they are a troubling influence in the world. Sucks that authoritarian D.

I keep showing this guy all the stats about police militarization and botched no-knock raids, but he doesn't even care. He says the police are there for the public good, and that there are only a few bad apples. What a copsucker!

by Mehzmerizer July 29, 2014

Carps

1. A plural for carp, which is a fish often used in ceremonial and ornamental displays. It is widely believed to have been cultivated in Japan and China.
2. One who has an unsavory personality.
3. Slang for an umbrella.

"You ate my carps! You ATE MY CARPS!!"

"Man, he's such a carp."

"Hand me those carps, will you? It's raining outside."

by Embyr Arrikanez April 17, 2004