something corporate

An illegal windows xp version.

Yeah, i have a xp version. It was something corporate.

by illegal copy May 18, 2003

Corporatecasualsexophile

1. A 9 to 5er who escapes the boredom of his cubby by having casual non-committal sex with many women, sometimes concurrently.
2. A Fortune 500 wannabe who uses his deft communication skills to cloud rather than clarify and avoids truth if it threatens his image.
3. A person with an MBA. Master bullshiting a-hole.

Marc is a corporatecasualsexophile.

by Winterling January 20, 2008

Corporate Rock

Often called "generic" by critics ( a.k.a. talentless attention whores that worship Nirvana ). In contrast with Nirvana (overrated band), it contains catchy tune which causes subliminal indulgence and direct to point message rather than overwritten lyrics (more like poems really), screams/whines/squeals and crappy musical accompaniment.

If you're a magazine editor promote "grunge" for marketing purposes. If you're a producer promote "corporate rock" for marketing purposes.

by Laminar Flow October 15, 2015

Jiminiggy corporations

1. Corporation failing to achieve any form of success whatsoever.

Did you see jiminiggy corporations' share price today?

by Roffonopolis June 1, 2003

VNC corporation

some fuckers who think they are real fuckin great, dont know who they are but i know we all wish they would shut the fuck up before i make them suck my big black cock.

too late *stabs them with my PENIS*

love, jenny...

by jenny May 20, 2004

Corporatism

a word or phrase used in the corporate world that is funny, annoying, or overused.

"Low hanging fruit" is my least favorite corporatism!

by Jane AtCorporate January 14, 2010

CORPORATE AVENGER

Is a California based eco-fanatic/warrior that has nothing better to do with his time then to point and meddle in everyday affairs of normal day to day people. A Corporate Avenger is anti well...just about everything with a corporate logo. He's anti-McDonalds,WaLmart,Subway,Chevrolet,Ford,US Military etc etc. He's convinced that every type of food in the American grocery store is going to kill us in the next week, and the only way to avoid this is to eat what he tells you to eat. And thats just the Corporate part. He's also a global warming alarmist that is 100% positive that the entire human race and planet is doomed if you dont take his urgent advice. He's a borderline soon to be eco-terrorist and if he isnt then his offspring surely will be due to years of eco-brainwashing. His off spring are going to be the ones that burn entire housing developments down just for the simple fact that it was an "eco-threat". A Corporate Avenger is a fanatic for his own gain and no one else's.

Oh great....Hide your McDonalds wrappers the Corporate Avenger just peddled up on his "eco-friendly" bike.

by Vic/DA January 5, 2010