Concockssion

A concussion caused by a blow to the head or face by a penis. There are three grades of concockssion. Grade I: confusion but no loss of consciousness. Grade II: post dramatic amnesia, long enough to preform something unwanted to your partner. Grade III: any lose of consciousness.

-"How'd you get that T.V.?"
-"I gave that cougar last night a grade III concockssion and stole it."

by fatchickstryharder March 9, 2011

club condo

Something Jeff Probst once said. It is said no living soul knows what it means, except the great Papa Probst.

You could call it club condo, you could call it whatever you like

by theraresurvivor44fan May 6, 2023

Condo

Condom

"shall we visit my condo in my car?"

by condoboy August 13, 2009

concord

A generally upper class town in Massachusetts, which many people confuse for drug-infested, worse-than-Acton, better-than-Bedford or having the same spelling as concorde, a jet built for supersonic travel. Its entry into urbandictionary.com apparently drives people into fits of misspelling.

Henry Davird Thereaough lived in concord, massechusettes.

by MacP September 16, 2006

console exclusive

A term Xbox fanboys use to describe a multiplatform game that's available on Xbox but not the Playstation.

Sorry you PS4 fanboys can't play Titanfall, it's a console exclusive.

by Urban Truth November 7, 2013

Colson

Absolute know it all piece of shit. Spends most of their time on the internet researching random stuff that no one else would know to make themselves seem intellectually superior.

Colson: "um actually Mrs. Stephens, the third battle of the civil war went like this...:

Some guy: yeah I guess athleticism is in my DNA

Colson: ummm I think you mean deoxyribonucleic acid?

by Spiele December 19, 2018

Concord

A lame-o town in MA inhabited mostly by hard core druggy preps, with the occasional crazy cat lady/gay man.

Yo, I'm goin' to Concord to fishbowl some kids mansion. Wanna come?

by Purple Haze October 10, 2005