Codesoft

A word used to describe a white collar worker, particularly in the information technology sector, who appears to be in decent shape, but lacks proportional muscle. strength and fitness

I had no idea Ben was codesoft from looking at him, but he got winded walking up one flight of stairs and spilled the water everywhere trying to put the 3 gallon water jug on the water dispenser. It must be the Cheetos and diet coke diet.

Codesoft by Brainfart88 February 5, 2026

comestables

Hay, oats, and other edibles dat our velvety-muzzled four-legged pals eat while hanging out in their barn.

In da hilarious Sesame Street storybook "Down on the Farm with Grover", everyone's favorite furry blue Muppet found dat traditional comestables were more tasty (well, to horses, at least) than da spaghetti and cream puffs dat he himself loved.

comestables by QuacksO February 23, 2026

codesplain

When a vibe coder explains their code to a developer who'd rather be four drinks deep than hear the words "so basically" one more time.

When a vibe coder explains their code to a Hinge date who'd rather be four drinks deep, queuing for the bathroom than nodding along

He codesplained his app to me for an hour, then got confused when his 'website' at localhost:8080 wouldn't load for me

codesplain by lten May 18, 2026

snacktime comes early today boys

something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies

Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.

Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.

Jake: Okay...let's do this.

snacktime comes early today boys by echo 9 May 15, 2007

here comes the storm

the act of drinking a energy drink and then fucking a girl so hard and fast that the condom desenagrates

here comes the STORM! I'm gonna tap you SO HARD!!!

here comes the storm by picT2 June 29, 2011

Ark Comes Alive 

A amazing overhaul mod, just this

im lazy to think about something, ark comes alive

Ark Comes Alive by JooJ, The Bird January 22, 2017

Muddy Coles

A Muddy Coles is the act of taking a sexual parter to the frozen section of a Coles supermarket and vigorously fingering their anus.

This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.

Me and the missus went to grab some frozen fish but I ended up slamming her with a Muddy Coles.

Muddy Coles by KnightsHelm April 1, 2017