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nebraska condom

The action of pissing into an unused condom, freezing said condom until solid, then using it to pleasure your partner.
Johnny: I think I'm gonna give my gal a Nebraska Condom tonight!
Cody: But I thought you were gay!?!?
Johnny: Oh you're right! My bad!
Joey: Who else but Johnny?
by The Ford Administration September 3, 2016
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Florida Condom

A condom used by a person with an STD.
Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?
by MexicanJ0ker April 27, 2020
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Wad of condoms

A large amount of condoms.

A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018
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marital condom

Prenuptial
Think you may need a marital condom for this bitch.
by SubstancePfun November 1, 2017
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Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.
Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?
by Shuaman April 27, 2019
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Hood Condom

When you don’t have Condon so you wrap yo shit in plastic wrap.
Aww shit I don’t have no Condoms on me I might have to make a hood Condom
by 562_Grito April 26, 2021
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Internet condom

A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.
Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?
by Constlyung October 28, 2017
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