Friend Condom

Someone who blocks friendship from happening despite the obvious friendship availability

Caitlin was being a friend condom to Miles, fuck yooooouuuuu

by CaitlinWardrop123 June 6, 2014

flesh condom

A person's physical body. From the the perspective that they are merely shells that house our souls.

"Yo, Dalton! Check out the flesh condom on that babe!"

by K41n3n October 24, 2017

blow the dirt condom

giving oral sex to a penis with a condom that was just in your ass.

"why would you blow the dirt condom, don't you talk enough shit?"

by hadiaha August 16, 2009

Hulked a Condom

When you break a condom while having sex because you were giving it to her like the HULK.

I was giving it to her good and I hulked a condom!

I need Magnum XL's because I just keep hulking condoms

by KornyKev March 10, 2011

compromised condom

a condom that was intentionally poked with with a needle than given to someone to use

Dude I gave Garret that compromised condom and I'm pretty sure he's using it with Liz right now, haha sucks for her.

by tony pinto December 30, 2007

iPod Condom

The act of placing an ipod (usually ipod touch) in a plastic zip lock bag and bringing it the shower to masturbate. It helps prevents herpies and other STDs.

"Did you here what David did?!?"

"No what?"
"He he forgot an iPod Condom and electricuted the Shit out of himself."
"You mean he forgot protection"
"Yeah"

by smerigs43 September 27, 2011

Bieber Sized Condom

Condom Sized

Extra Large
Large
Medium
Semi Medium
Average
Small
Extra Extra Small
Toothpick thin..
JUSTIN BIEBER

Obnoxious Skank 1: Dude I tried to have sex with Luke!
Obnoxious Skank 2: REALLY? How'd that work out?
Obnoxious Skank 1: He's a Bieber Sized Condom
Obnoxious Skank 2: Don't say that I LUVV JUSTIN BIEBER
Obnoxious Skank 1: OKAY OKAY...

by A girl who hates Bieber Fever May 21, 2010