Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?
by MexicanJ0ker April 27, 2020
Get the Florida Condommug. A large amount of condoms.
A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018
Get the Wad of condomsmug. by yourmotherhasballs? October 18, 2021
Get the no condom momentmug. :one sister goes on a date
?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks
?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks
by RasNir September 26, 2020
Get the take a condommug. A cylindrical roll of toilet paper (usually made by wrapping tp around the hand) into which the penis can be inserted for mess-free fapping.
by Snapchat Noots May 20, 2016
Get the tp condommug. (1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.
(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.
(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.
by 3antasy April 3, 2023
Get the Condom Moneymug. Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.
Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.
by X CAT ULTIMA January 22, 2023
Get the Condom Gamemug.