camper

Definition 1
Noun: a vehicle without an engine or means of moving besides being towed. The vehicle is equipped with sleeping space and kitchen. Often used for vacations or as cheap housing.
Definition 2
Noun: a person who attends a camp or goes camping.
Definition 3
Noun: a person in a multiplayer game (usually a massively multiplayer online game) who hides in a tactically advantageous spot near a spawn point (or start) as such they can rack up kills like no one's business. Term is often pejorative.

Example 1: it must be 112 degrees in that damn camper.
Example 2: OK witch one of you campers stole my tent.
Example 3: fucking campers. I can't get 5 steps from spawn before I'm dead.

by don_h August 20, 2009

Camper

When an ugly dude who is brown, but thinks he is white, pretends to last a Zombie apocalypse.

Hey Angad, you stocked up on food and waited. for 1.5 to 2 years. I think that classifies as you being a Camper.

by r1789 May 22, 2011

Commercial Music

A typically indie or alternative-rock song that has a good beat and/or catchy lyrics, making it likely to be used in a television commercial.

Person A: Listen to this new Phoenix song!
Person B: It's good... but it sounds familiar. I think I've heard it before.
Person A: Yeah, it's commercial music

by AdmitIthipsters May 28, 2010

camper

person who :
Is stationed more than 5 seconds on a spot

Is unseeable without checking every spot
Is in prone so even if u look everywhere they just lie somewhere camouflaged.
Is unfair playing and doesn't have skill enough (nube) to just walk around.
A person who has a sniper equiped is no camper because it is the purpose of a sniper rifle to kill someone at a safe , unseen range and not to make close quarter kills!

Killed by camper:U f*cking camp3r g3t sum sklLLs and d0nt camp!

by kills nub3s December 28, 2009

Miranda Comparison

Comparing two things which are obviously not alike.

*whilst scuttling along the floor*
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.

by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011

camper

In 1st person shooters online, the term given to a player who stays in one spot, and continualy shoots anything that comes into site. Typically uses a sniper rifle or the like. Some campers try to defend themselves, but most of the online gaming comminity are of the opinion that they are boring, and just make the game that much duller. A good solution to the camper problem is to ban sniper rifles (were possible) or to play maps where camping will only get you kille such as "harbor" on Call of Duty. It is also just as good to have a map where there are some good areas to camp, but if you spawn in the wrong place, you're fucked. A good example of this would be "rocket" in Call of Duty. It is esspecially fun to melee campers who don't see you.

FFS! Stop camping and the play the game!!!!!

by the kerrek April 22, 2005

campervan a vere

the exclaiming of a object from a distance.

Who's campervan a vere?

by Foxy1984 December 25, 2007