Nooo! Wasting energy for useless computations and generating a steady stream of e-waste is totally acceptable as long as it pumps my bags! In fact: Bitcoin is a battery that will lead our civilization to green energy!

Stop the damn coinsplain, you clown!

coinsplain by volt May 14, 2022

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Collins

Not a real name. There can only be one Collin, unless referring to multiple people named Collin.

Stupid Person: I think we'll name him Collins.
Sigma Male: That's not a real name.

Collins by Landagoose September 24, 2022

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CoinSlave

Also referred to as a “Targeted Individual”. People who have been sold to Multinational banks by the American Intelligence community for experimentation as live cadavers. Banks like Bank of Montreal own Royal Mental Health of Ottawa (which has a vested interest in the diagnosis of pedophilia ),Bank of the west Prinibas ( multinational bank that accepts crypto ) ,Hydro Quebec which produces the electricity needed for experimentation and Consolidated Communications ( which provides the cell towers and also builds the NSA telecom. Centers on military installations. The NSA of course invented bitcoin along with Professor at Cambridge and UC Berkley Robin Hanson who pioneers future predictive markets and advocates for brain mapping technologies. Any CoinSlave knows they are constantly being made aware of their brain’s capabilities and probably suspects it is being mapped. They are also constantly teased by voices predicting their movements very accurately. In a nutshell, a Canadian bank owns me because the NSA sold them my personal information and monitors me to ensure my value is kept stable while medical practitioners perform various procedures on me without my consent in order to advance cyborg technology and bring about Judgement Day. So if anyone needs me, I’ll be heading to Crystal Peak in the Mojave Desert.

Sorry I haven’t been in touch recently. I’ve don’t use phones because they make my ears bleed and I spend my days talking to voices in my head that call me a pedophile. I hate being a CoinSlave. I’d sue the government if the police and lawyers weren’t avoiding me.

CoinSlave by Crucially Dreaming March 4, 2023

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Colin Williamsburg

His characteristics bring out the best of him! He's kind, caring, so fucking hot, and makes people want to cream. I can't believe i can be able to say i know him personally. Colin is the best most beautiful and he is good in the bed :) so if you wanna have sex u can hit him up at 911 :)

Colin Williamsburg is the most fucking hot person i will ever know

Colin Williamsburg by bob.com/po April 4, 2023

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