Clappy Bum

When a person farts and is sounds like someone is clapping in a fast manner

"pfffffffft"
sam: "that sounded like you we giving an applause"
leigh " I have clappy bum"

by Harleykat August 10, 2016

clappy member

When you jump up and down naked with a flaccid penis and it makes a clapping sound as it hits your chest.

"I've got a clappy member, watch!" *strips then jumps up and down*

by Jonezy159 June 7, 2017

Clapping curtains

A condition that a female with large vaginal lips gets after years of intense penile thrusting from large penises,usually females with multiple partners suffer from it,especially BBW

Maria had a case of clapping curtains when her vaginal lips slapped against Jose's thick penis as he pounded her cooch

by BIG T 49 June 9, 2017

Clippied

When something, usually a Microsoft application, attempts to be helpful but does more harm than good. Reference Clippy the Paperclip.

My page's HTML comments got clippied away. Obviously I didn't need those. Thanks, SharePoint.

by SpliceVW June 21, 2017

Clapped

Someone who is extremely stupid or idiotic

Example:
Daniel~ Divine your actually a player
Divine~I know
Daniel~Divine your a clapped bastard

by miraclenwumere_ April 18, 2018

Clapped

Extremely ugly, undesirable usually by women (or men)

“Dude, I don’t know how to tell you this, but you’re just f***ing clapped, man”
“F*** you, bro!”

by ClappedGuy November 1, 2017

Clapped

Stupid, dumb

Greg: 2+2=5
Steve: You’re clapped mate

by Graygerford November 11, 2017