CAIR

The Council on American-Islamic Relations. An organization that seeks to improve the image of Islam in America by viciously suing people ACLU-style, constantly whining about islamophobia/racism, and funding overseas terrorism.

"CAIR - defending terrorists, funding Hamas, and eating newborn babies since 1994."

by F431338 January 29, 2009

Chair Fetus

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.

Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.

by CheeseyBanana April 12, 2009

Clairvoyant Space Brain

1. A mind capable of not just seeing the future, but also manipulating time and matter--and the ability to summon Oreos.

"EXCUSE ME Jericho, for not possessing the kind of clairvoyant space brain necessary to instinctively know something that has never until this point been mentioned, and indeed will never be used again!"

by Robert Deagle January 11, 2009

Cairns high

A crappy high school in Cairns, far north Queensland. Although it is undeniably trash, it is probably the least trash school in Cairns.

Although that's not saying much.
Given your other options are:
A druggo at tbay
A thief at wooree
Gay at saints or monnies
Broke at TAS
A sex worker at Redlynch
or Ignored at Saint Mary's

It's important to note that Cairns high, is (undeniably) better than brissie state high - as demonstrated by just about every fanfare (a state run school music competition).

(Except that time the Cairns high symphony orchestra lost a hecking percussion ensemble)

I'm not gonna lie, if you want your kids to get an education move away from Cairns.

Monnies girl 1: I can't believe we came second at Eisteddfod again.
Monnies girl 2: I think Cairns high bribes the judges

by Yeetyboi420 November 29, 2018

chairgasm

The moment of pure bliss while sitting in an electronic massage chair.

I had the best chairgasm at the mall today!

by cest malade January 17, 2009

clairian

A person who instinctively resorts to manipulative tactics as a mean to selfish ends. Also generally lacking in scruples, willing to cheat, lie, and perform evil works and spin them as good.

cody: she wouldnt even talk to me til i bought her more jewelry
bryan: such a freaking clairian

by see page July 7, 2010

Clairavoidance

The almost supernatural ability to know exactly when
to leave a situation before the trouble starts.

John once again showed his clairavoidance in leaving the party right before the cops showed up.

by ZASpeaks December 3, 2011