chocolate toboggan

1.n. Canadian version of the chocolate bobsled.
2.v. the sexual act of defacating on a woman's chest then ejaculating on said excrement thus simulating a poutine-like substance and then titty-fucking her.

To celebrate Richard's hat trick he finished Bridget off with a chocolate toboggan.

by Budd Licker October 25, 2007

Chocolate Pretzel

a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.

Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)

by xero347 February 1, 2009

Chocolate Rain

The song about racism, diarrhea, and mushroom induced insanity that caused every stoners mind to explode.

Bob: Hey man you heard the song Chocolate Rain yet?
Bill: No what is it?
Bob: Just watch it.
---The next day---
Bill: Whoa...
Bob: I know.

by Taco Cat June 16, 2011

chocolate slurpy

When a guy or girl sticks a straw into their partners ass, and the person with the straw in their ass shits and the guy or girl with the straw in their mouth slurps/sucks the shit that their partner has shitten.

Z:"Honey, would you like a chocolate slurpy for dessert?"
T: "Of course! i'll grab the straw;)"

by iliveontheeastsideofthebridgei'malsoasian June 9, 2007

Chocolate Fever

When a girl/guy is obsessed/attracted to black people

That guy is so fine I think I got chocolate fever.

by ninabbyxx3 October 7, 2009

chocolate suprise

While you are fingering a girl with you're index finger and big finger, you quickly spit/salivate on her but hole and casually slip your pinky finger in.

Steve was getting it on with his girlfriend and he gave her the chocolate suprise.

by Mike Reilly March 18, 2005

Chocolate Rose

A process that forms during the start of anal sex.

In this definition, the stem of the chocolate rose would be the dick. The petals would be the shit that forms around the dick head.

It's when you put your dick inside the ass and shit is forced outside of the asshole, forming smooth shit petals around your dick head.

Mike: "So did you have fun with your date last night?"
John: "Yeah man, did ya' get her roses or anything?"
Brooks: "Maaaan--Chris is a cheap motherfucker, he wouldn't do that shit."
Chris: "Bullshit dude, actually.... I gave her a chocolate rose."

by Aboriogoikas November 12, 2007